Jeff the killer OMORASHI story

OK SO TIZ IZ JEFF OMORASHI STORY SO I GOTZ BORED

One fine day,Jeff was taking Smile.dog for a walk.He decided to bring a water bottle for his eyes and for thirst quenching.He walked to the park and stopped.He reloads he was super DUPA thirsty.So he grabbed the water bottle from his bag and drank the whole bottle.He threw the empty bottle in recycling bin.Then he continued walking.About an hour later,he felt a little pressure in his lower abodomen. He had to urinate.But,his apartment was a 2 hour walk away.But he figured he could walk deep in the forest and urinate there.So he started to walk to the forest.But then he remember there was a forest festival so it might be hard to find a spot to urinate.He just walked some more instead and ignored it.But soon the pressure turned from a dull ache to a full stinging sensation.So he started to run to the park to see if they had restrooms.While running he almost choked Smile.He ran so fast he must have been flying an inch off the ground.He finally found the restrooms.But when he tried to tuen the door handle,it wouldn't budge. " n...no.." He said.And he let his hand fall.He crossed his legs and held on to his crotch.He closed his eyes so tight,he cried.He started walking.And stopped on the sidewalk where there might have been a million people walking there.He closed his eyes,held his crotch,crossed his legs,and leaned forward and said "I cant hold it anymore." He meant it.A pale yellow liquid spilled from between from is legs.He let go of his crotch and fell to his knees and cried.He accidentally let go of the chain Smile was on and Smile ran away,freighting everyone.A steam was created and ran down the sidewalk and it was about 100 feet long.It took a few minutes to finish.When he was all done,all the guys and girls on the sidewalk made a circle around him and laughed.But instead of killing them,he just stood up and walked back to his apartment to get changed.